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GM08/19/2018

Drawn by the smell of delicious food, a group of SCARY TERRIFYING monsters appears from out of nowhere!!!!!! Oh wait.

It's just four minotaurs but they're quite small.

Maybe no taller than your knee.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

......... oh no they're cute.

Cloud the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Awwwww!

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

noooooooo

Forte of the Lucky Strike08/19/2018

S-small...

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

Fortuna comes back from his hut searching with watches. He calmly looks at the minotaurs. and calmly pulls out his gun.

Just in case.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

W... well he rolls a 9 charm, but he crouches down as they approach anyways with a smile. Holding out his hand. Maybe making that clicky noise you make when you see a cute dog and you want it to come over.

Fortuna please don't shoot the cute minotaurs.........

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

He's prepared. Just in case

GM08/19/2018

The small minotaurs are lined up single file line, peeking around and then all of a sudden they break into LAUGHTER.

"MOOHUHU, WE DID IT!"

"You're right, brother, we did it! We hit the jackpot!"

"Moohoohooha, just wait until they face our skills!"

"Our extreme bartering skills, lolz!"

And then they bumrush your camp excitedly. They don't seem very threatening tbh.

Forte of the Lucky Strike08/19/2018

"Hey." Waves in greeting, still sitting.

GM08/19/2018

"Hey man, heyyyy! You should like totally trade with us."

"Let us experience this exquisite stuff, we'll leave you a good review."

"Moohoohooha, we promise we'll pay up."

"We have funds this time!!"

It seems they want to do an exchange.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

????? Okay well, he stands up to watch them bumrush their camp? Is this bartering? "What are you fine beasts looking to barter for today?" Attempting conversation. If one of them even stops to listen to him.

I WANT TO DO AN EXCHANGE.

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

Tomorrow was probably kneeling down or something but now he is standing up to look down his nose at these (smaller!!!!) creatures. : |.........

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

Just. Still casually training his gaze on the minotaurs. Not doing anything other than keeping his gun out and ready to fire should they do SOmething.

GM08/19/2018

"An UGLY FACE!"

Minotaur 2 punches Minotaur 1 in the arm.

"Ow!"

"That's rude, mama taught us better than that!"

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

... was he just called ugly?

H...head tilts???

Cloud the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Cloud stifles a laugh under her breath

GM08/19/2018

(that was to tomorrow btw)

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

B |................

(he's probably staring intensely at them because they're cute)

GM08/19/2018

When you exchange, you can do three things:

1) Learn Information (of the room searching type so you don't really need to do this)

2) Trade materials. You trade Materials with the monster. Choose a monster and make a Charisma check. The

difficulty is [7 + Monster Level]. If the check is successful, you lose a number of Materials not listed on

that monster's Material section up to that monster's Level. You receive that same number of Materials

of a type listed on that monster's Materials section.

3) Welcome Them to the Kingdom. You invite them to become a citizen of your Kingdom. Choose a monster and make a Charisma check. The difficulty is equal to [9 + Monster Level]. If it is successful, that monster becomes one of your Followers, and if you can return to the Kingdom with them, they become a monster citizen.

So if you would like to exchange, you can pick any of these options.

GM08/19/2018

The smol minotaurs are kinda poking at the pots of food, please feed them.

Cloud the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Cloud offers them some of her dinner, "Are you hungry?"

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

Stops BBBBBBB|ing to kneel back down and get more plates out. If they have enough plates for like 30+ people surely they have enough for the minotaurs.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Can he feed them from his hands like they're dogs-

GM08/19/2018

They will in fact eat from your hand if they don't have plates. They'll even do tricks.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Holy shit.

He's going to try and encourage one to do a barrel roll.

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

....quietly puts the plates back since Shadowman is doing his thing.

Forte of the Lucky Strike08/19/2018

Why is he like this.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

They're so cute.

GM08/19/2018

One of the minotaurs will sit next to Shadowman as he feeds one of the brothers (who does in fact barrel roll) and elbows him gently. "Hey, hey, I'm hearing some neat ticking sounds coming from you guys. You got some more neat stuff to trade? We got some NEAT STUFF TOO."

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

Fortuna is taking mental pictures of this.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

(I forgot we were trading I was just like, yes feed the minotaurs.)

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

they need to commission royal paintings when this adventure is over.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

"Hm? Ticking?" Distracted by barrel roll-- oh. "Yes! We picked up some watches and other such machinery just now. I thought that maybe we could use them to construct some kind of robot that tells time. But if you would like to barter, we could strike a deal."

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

they do

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

(but then they had no money so mom and dad just did their own paintings of every cute thing shadowman did on adventu-)

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

(you two.)

Cloud the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Cloud loves playing with minotaurs and pulls out her harp to help with Shadowman's tricks HAVE A BEAT

GM08/19/2018

"HEH. You're gonna want to trade with us. You won't be able to resist our cool stuff. "

They showcase their wares which happens to be:

4 cans of spam (4 x meat)

Some minotaur dentures (4 x fangs)

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

her giant harp.

GM08/19/2018

And a badly made coat (4 x leather)

Forte of the Lucky Strike08/19/2018

D-dentures...

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

Kinky

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

........

This is. A selection, I suppose.

The leather looks useful to cut up for merchandise, however.

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

they need the meat for their starving people too

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Look, I have a quota.

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

Fortuna just walks over and hands shadowman the machinery he found so that can be traded.

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

4 cans of spam for their starving people

GM08/19/2018

"These were given to us by Aunt Piggy but we can't use any of this stuff."

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Those girls will eat him alive if he doesn't provide merchandise.

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

Tomorrow's followers lay the metal body parts out to display them for the minotaurs.

GM08/19/2018

They're shiny. The minotaurs are EASILY SATISFIED BY SUCH SHINY THINGS.

They are already crowding around like WHOA COOL NEAT.

LOOK AT THIS TICKY TICK THING.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

"I would love to trade for that. ..... coat." Is it a coat.

GM08/19/2018

You tell me.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

.....................................

Cloud the Unbreakable08/19/2018

It's... lovely....

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

How is that leather.

GM08/19/2018

Just pretend it's leather ok.

Forte of the Lucky Strike08/19/2018

M...mmm....

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

IT'S EVEN MORE TERRIFYING IF IT'S LEATHER

GM08/19/2018

Oh, also of course, it's red, not green.

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

Look sometimes you need a hug but don't have anybody to hug you.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

... note to self, after acquiring the coat Fortuna can wear it.

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

You seemed like you needed it just now.

"I'll also take one of . ... those." Points at the spam. Is that food?

GM08/19/2018

One minotaur is scratching behind its ear, moo.

"Man, you're the best! You're the greatest!" Easily just tossing over the coat and can of spam, it seems they're quite happy with you guys.

Friendship

And thus your adventures in the entrance hall comes to a close as you finish up your dinner. But afterwards, it's time to move on. You have two corridors to pick from.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Friendship

GM08/19/2018

The moonataurs sigh a little as they realize their fun party is heading out. "Well, thanks for the meal, man."

"Yeah, man, you guys are PRETTY COOL."

"I didn't know I could jump that high, but you guys taught me that you can!"

"Have a good adventure . . . "

Cloud the Unbreakable08/19/2018

"Awww, you're going already?"

Forte of the Lucky Strike08/19/2018

"Why not stick around?"

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

have a good adventure they say, as they get packed up into tomorrow's bag along with the dishes.

GM08/19/2018

?!?!

"W-wait, are we being kidnapped?!"

"Is that a bad thing?"

"Minotaurnapped technically."

"What's going on?"

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

"We're taking you home with us." A charming smile. "To Super Adventure Land." Which only sounds like the COOLEST PLACE POSSIBLE coming from him.

Cloud the Unbreakable08/19/2018

"You'll love it!"

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

Tomorrow is probably still B|.... but he is charmingly handing each of them a candy or something as he packs them snugly into The Bag. They also get bonus charming headpats!

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

Fortuna just frowns as these moos are packed up. We're... seriously just taking these strange creatures with us? I. alright??

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

This is the most charming kidnapping.

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

Shadowman loves them, Fortuna,

we can't just leave them behind,

GM08/19/2018

"SUPER."

"ADVENTURE."

"LAND?"

"MOO?!"

Whoa that sounds AMAZING. What the heck kind of place has that sort of name?!

"I mean, ever since Aunt Piggy died, we've just been roamin' around, wild and free . . . strays that need no home." One of the minotaurs is just eating the candy. "I mean, if you guys can't . . . resist our charms though . . . "

Forte of the Lucky Strike08/19/2018

I just more people around to buy my bootlegs.

"We cannot resist at all."

Fingerguns.

Daddy Fortuna the Champion08/19/2018

If Shadowman wants them then there's nothing he can do. But he's still frowning.

Cloud the Unbreakable08/19/2018

"I am so charmed I'm swooning." Cloud says, as she swoons

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

BT /swoon

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

... oh no... oh no a sob story. Oh no.

GM08/19/2018

The minotaurs looks at the fingergunning like WOW COOL. They try to imitate the same thing while in the backpacks.

Forte of the Lucky Strike08/19/2018

...okay that is cute.

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

Head petting one as it. Disappears into Tomorrow's bag. "Well, you needn't roam alone anymore. We will give you a home."

GM08/19/2018

"...oh." ._. "That does sound nice, I guess."

Your Social Link has reached 1. They will now die for you.

Tomorrow the Unperturbed08/19/2018

the moos can go last on the list of sacrifices after the 52 other people a lot of this party have probably known for years

Shadowman the Unbreakable08/19/2018

This is an alarming pattern around here.

GM08/19/2018

And thus you did in fact achieve NEW CITIZENS! CONGRATS. So now where do you go?